by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
Get the Fat bastardmug. The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.
Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
Get the High Ping Bastardmug. One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019
Get the sleepy bastardmug. A term used for Qarsherskiyan people, some may find it offensive while others have embraced the term proudly and consider it a compliment.
"I have lived in the Sandhills of North Carolina near the bluffs overlooking the Cape Fear River all my life. The last 28 years, I've been called a Dog of Miscegany and a Blackwater Bastard. And I'm proud of that! I am proud that I am Qarsherskiyan."
by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025
Get the Blackwater Bastardmug. by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017
Get the Cunty twatty bastardmug. A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
Get the Christmas bastardmug. The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.
by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020
Get the bastard dazemug.