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baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.
Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.
by babyGrubber March 2, 2022
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Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.
Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!
by Dee96 August 31, 2010
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Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013
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Baby Nicky

An adult who acts professionally most of the time but has an addiction to acting like a baby behind closed doors with friends and family he may make baby noises shake like a baby and ask baby questions
I thought Palvi was normal untill I saw her have a temper tantrum then I knew she was a baby Nicky
by The Indian God June 18, 2023
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Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."
by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012
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scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.
"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."
by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015
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Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK
by Bum baby April 29, 2021
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