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Steak & blowjob day 

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
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Midget Blowjob 

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
Midget Blowjob by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.
"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "
Ice Blowjob by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure
National blowjob day by Lanco April 10, 2019

National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints
Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!
person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free
Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see