bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

by OogaBooga March 6, 2004

ACAB(all cops are bastards)

All Cops Are Bastards. It doesn’t mean all cops are bad, some cops are great. The “B” in ACAB means Bastards, not bad. Some cops genuinely want change, but are part of the unjust system, making them bastards. They know its wrong, but they don’t do shit to help. All cops are bastards.

ACAB(all cops are bastards) doesn’t mean that we think cops are bad, we think they’re bastards who don’t help people of color. That’s why it means all cops are bastards

by ScoutTheNonBinaryKid August 31, 2020

bastardization

See ODB and his having 20 different kids by that many different women.

"Man, that nigga ODB.. he be doin' some bastardization like, every single day, loc."

by MC Ren April 15, 2003

Bastardos

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005

crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

by leolux November 2, 2006

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

flash bastard

A person who looks at a lot of shitty art in quick progression. This occurs frequently when douche bags want to appear cool and knowledgeable.

1. Everyone on tumblr is a 'flash bastard.'

by Suckmydickorkillme August 12, 2010