bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.

Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.

by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006

Bestiality

The tendency to have sex with one's best freinds / freinds, usually due to a craving of intimacy that stems from loneliness. These actions are usually performed whilst in an intoxicated state, and are typically followed by a feelings of regret and shame.

(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')

Me: Oh that party was crazy last night!
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts

by Jonah.P March 29, 2020

Bestie

Noun - A group of friends apart of the group "besties" from EAST SIDE OAKLAND not west hayward. They are all well known to each other and can relate to each other very well.

Austin has been emo for a day, and did not want to be a bestie.

by tuan is gay December 25, 2007

Bestizzle

Your ghetto fabulous best friend.

"Hey Bestizzle you wanna go grab a bite to eat?"

by gangstagrl April 20, 2010

Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do your Brazilian Butt Lift👭 aka your soulmate at this point

A: "Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B:"Yes Queen B! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie👸"

by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

beasting

To hit or generally twat something to bits, for fun, or if youre lucky as a job

You're really good at BEASTING stuff!

by Reading_School_Moto February 24, 2003