Logan

I; am quite chubby but a friendly guy.
Logan is quite chubby, but such a friendly guy
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He's the type of guy that you always will get stuck in a relationship with, but will end up only wanting you for sexual activity. Once you start dating him, he'll forget you even exist and pretend to "date" one of his friends to annoy another guy. You tell him it's fine, but inside you are hurt that he doesn't want to talk to you. You worry yourself that something is wrong with you. One late text he tells you that he likes you. Being too much into the rush of feelings, you decide to say you liked him back because you genuinely wanted a relationship, but you knew it was wrong once you started it. You realized it was wrong because he was the guy that dated your best friend before he dated you. The only reason you thought it was okay to date him was the fact that he and your best friend only dated for a week, and she didn't like him. You knew it was so wrong. SO wrong. A weeks later you get your heart broken when he tells you OVER TEXT that he's not ready for a relationship, and has depression problems. That you aren't important enough for him to keep this relationship going. JUST WAIT, it only gets worse. You find out he starts spreading fake rumors about you and him, and he breaks your close relationships with your friends. He also lies about having a new girlfriend the week after you break up. Logan is the type of guy that only dates you for social status, and leaves you with a broken heart.
Oh, I know a Logan! He's a manwhore and an asshole too.
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Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"

"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
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