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Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
by Scootero June 13, 2021
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Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power
by pintudo August 7, 2020
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johnny t'd

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015
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Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”
by Austys November 25, 2021
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Johnny

Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease
by James Trevor September 23, 2022
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Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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Johnny

Oh yes johnny” says mom
by MR GUY iS hErE April 29, 2022
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