Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last

You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011

jew hawk

a mohawk that is not quite over 4" tall...or a mohawk on the head of a jew

"damn look at that kids mohawk"..."nahh man..thats a jew hawk"

by Superhonkey January 7, 2008

G.I. JEW

a large man (with an even larger nose) with a muscular stature of the hebrew decent.

1- wow! look at that rabbi, hes jacked!

2- fuck man! thats one helluva G.I. JEW!!!

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008

Jew Juice

(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.

Sabrina loves Jew Juice

by peter dowsett August 19, 2007

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

bad jew

A sexually promiscuous jewish girl. Engages in hook ups.

-"Wait, she doesn't want a relationship?"
-"Oh yeah, she's a bad jew."

by Jake Throckmorton June 11, 2006

jew box

a mistaken word for Juke Box

dyke: (mumbling over her words) So my mom collects jukeboxes

Beautiful: What is a jew box?!

by jewbox October 24, 2007