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Zune

The Toshiba Gigabeat S, with a wheel over the buttons and 2 buttons on the side. Microsoft's hope to enter the digital music player market, using the same business model that Apple used- software intergration.

Will probably come up second best to the iPod, not because it's a revolutionary player, but because it has a new, big brand name.

Some suspect plans from Microsoft to steal market share, such as paying to transfer iTunes songs to the Zune format, preloaded content (confirmed), and amazing deals. Apparently, they will be losing money with each Zune sold, and expect to make it up in the long run.
Guy 1: (Listening to GigaBeat S)
retard: HAHA!! That thing sucks!! Check out this Zune! It pwns that peice!
Guy 1: WTF? (punches retard)
by Bixxo October 3, 2006
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zune

Wannabe, poser, follower, a charlatan of sorts. One who copies or immitates all or most of the aspects dealing with their idol. They may wish to have certain clothing, skills, vocabulary, etc., of their idols instead of their own. Most likely a zune is lacking in self confidence and is looking for guidance.
Skater zunes dress like skaters and buy skateboards even though when they try to skate they end up falling on their arse after about 3 seconds.
by Rob Walch September 8, 2008
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zune

Deficient quality and quantity. To be a day late and a dollar short.

ORIGIN: Name of Microsoft portable music and video player. The 'Zune' was a hopeless attempt to break into the MP3 player market dominated by the Apple 'iPod' .
Unfortunately, it's all way too zune to make a difference.
by cornerwhore November 10, 2008
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Brown Zune

A booby prize or screw up based on the scatalogical imagery invoked by the shape, color, and name of a popular MP3 player.
"The incumbents got a Brown Zune during the last election"
"Accounting pulled a Brown Zune during the presentation"
"He screwed up so he's get'n a Brown Zune for Christmas"
by Andy Carol December 10, 2008
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zune

Slang term for feces, shit.
"I've gotta drop a Zune" or "hey, watch your step in this park, there are Zunes everywhere due to all the dogs" referring to something undesireable:
"I went to the new mexican place, total Zune!"
by colostomy bagpiper January 4, 2007
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zune

Microsoft's new portable MP3 player which Microsoft hopes to be an "iPod killer". In all probability will die because everyone and their dog already has an iPod and is satisfied with it.
Microsoft's new MP3 player has the totally 1337 name "Zune".
by nphp July 26, 2006
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zune

Microsoft's new overpriced, under featured MP3 player
Who really cares about the zune anyway?
by PunkStar July 22, 2006
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