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A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups:
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
Omigod! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube!!
by Monsterboy777 November 18, 2006
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YouTube Hipster

A person who will boast or brag about seeing a video on YouTube before it became popular and got a lot of views.
Regular person: "Dude, I saw that Evolution of Dance video on YouTube last night; that video has almost 170 million views! That guy is pretty good!"

YouTube Hipster: "Yeah, I remember watching that video before anyone was talking about it. It only had, like, 5 thousand views at time..."

Regular person: "I hate you."
by BloodShed269 April 25, 2011
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Youtube Session

When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.

In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.

An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."

"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
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Youtumadan

Youtumadan (or sometimes youtubadan):inspired by the holy month of Ramadan. Youtumadan is about refraining from watching youtube videos and sending them to friends and colleagues from down to sunset ie during office hours.
-check your inbox,I have just sent you a link to a sick youtube vid,man!
-Thanks dude but I wll watch it tonight. I am doing youtumadan.

ramadan,lent, fasting, YouTube Loop, abstinence
by tvseton September 7, 2010
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Youtube Spiral

The spiral you descend into, much like Alice when she was in Wonderland, where you keep falling and have no sense of time. It starts with watching a video of a cat that your friend sent you, clicking a related clip of a baby laughing, to ultimately watching an R rated clip. You then come to your senses and realise you've just wasted 2 hours of your life watching pointless videos and vow never to do that again.
Friend: "What did you get up to today?"

Me: "I started off watching a cat video and then feel into a Youtube Spiral and wasted so many hours watching so many useless videos. I'm never going to fall into a Youtube Spiral again".

Friend: "Did you see the video of the cat playing the keyboard?"

Me: "No. Let me look it up now."
by ieatblog March 18, 2014
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The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel is located just north of the University of Texas, providing a peaceful setting only minutes from downtown Austin. Guests are only footsteps away from bus lines, the hike & bike trail, and the Colorado River. A 10 minute journey could take you to the middle of the Red River music district, to the stylish hub of South Congress, to the cool waters of Barton Springs Pool, or to many nearby shops and restaurants (including a five star Taco Cabana and several Four Loko and Bud Light Clamato vendors). The fun and friendly staff would love to give you some ideas of what to do in town and directions on how to get there!

Sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). Other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of Folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)
"Dude, want to come to Austin with me this weekend?"
"For sure. We staying at The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys?"
"You know it. I'll brink the Ernie K., you bring the Four Loko."
by instead of coming he went January 10, 2010
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Fountain of Youth

Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.

Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)

When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.

I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
by LB and CF January 19, 2021
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