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so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
by undispute May 14, 2008
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Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
by Pialinist May 19, 2021
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you are what you eat

A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).
Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).
by Dem Bloodz March 24, 2006
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I'm gona fuck you till you die!

Hey, baby; I'm gona fuck you till you die!
by Judge dredd7 July 3, 2011
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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.
"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."
by kidnutrageous July 30, 2008
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So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.
If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance
by ;.[;.';. February 2, 2010
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