14 year old

The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.

Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."

by Onlineretard September 30, 2021

Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.

Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)

by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015

13 year old

a annoying ball of hormones, often thinks that they are the coolest most amazing person in the world but there just an annoying little kid. usually found playing COD with there squeaky voices over the headset.

13 year old- OMG im da coolest.

everyone else- STFU kid.

by baddazoner January 6, 2011

6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.

i 6 year old

by buddy retard July 15, 2020

13 year old

the last year of being an official child. Children range from 6-13.

A child who is 13

"Who's that child over there?", "oh it's a 13 year old girl. "

by Children & teen worker January 30, 2019

9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

13 year old

A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.

Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old

by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019