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withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)
"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"
by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012
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Writer's wank

Akin to writer's block except that writer' wank is the opposite problem: an overabundance of inspiration. The term wank in this context describes when a fiction writer uses their narrative to promote their own beliefs, even when it is inappropriate and well outside the scope of the story. The implication behind the term is that the author is merely committing self-gratification without regard as to how it will affect the plot.

Some genres of fiction that are especially susceptible to this are science fiction, romance, and alternate history. While all writers are encouraged to imbue their work with a strong underlying message, projects that fall victim to a wank attack are notorious for yielding one-dimensional, cliched, and heavily biased material that readers with differing opinions will have difficulty enjoying.
Hey, check out this New York Times Bestseller. It's about how socialism saves Europe from brink of World War II and then successfully defeats those mouth-breathing Yanks when they come looking for oil. Neat-o! Although I think $6.99 is a little pricey to let some frustrated socilogy professor writer's wank all over me.
by Spin me a real yarn! April 6, 2006
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Ghost Post Writer

A term that can be used for bloggers.

When a blogger is to busy to sit down and write their own post...they get a ghost post writer to do the dirty work for them. We tell them the story..they write it.
Sure I can go on vacation. I will just call my ghost post writer from the hotel, and give them a post to write for my blog. My readers won't know the difference.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife October 12, 2009
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withers

An over enthusiastic form of the infamous fanny wet. It is contagious and should be shouted at pinnacles.
to be used as a verb
"you want to withers with me now, right now"
by bettybooped March 30, 2007
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ghost writer

a ghost writer is what 50 cent needs to prepare for a "freestyle" becoz that is how rediculously pathetic n talentless he is
even Jin is better than 50 ... fitty has more than one ghost writers, i dont know that for a fact but i would bet on it 4 sho'!!
by S - Kizzle December 28, 2005
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dark vamp writer

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author
I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great
by MonsterXXX December 22, 2008
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