French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.
"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"
by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010
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Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.
Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex
by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 28, 2022
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dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.
You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!
by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022
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woof boy

a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)
oh please, he’s gotta be a woof boy. i mean, look at how nicely he sits on his knees for her!-“
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.
We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"
by Allzo January 29, 2009
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Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.
After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.
by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019
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