WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

woof woof

when the dick is too good

“woof woof” while getting hit from the back*

by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021

woof woof girl

A furry or pick me girl.

Makenzie you are a woof woof girl.

by coochie sniffer January 30, 2024

woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 26, 2017

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023