Wonky

The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.

This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.

by Lilpistolstarter August 25, 2013

Wonky

when things get entertainingly weird. So weird that you start to doubt reality. But you never want to leave your new favorite reality

Wow bro, that anal was super Wonky. Lets do it again.

by Mygurlfriendhasapenis February 12, 2023

Wonky

When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.

Woah,he’s way too wonky to gat an A+!

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 7, 2023

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

Wonky girl

A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky

Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops

by AnthonyDFlores December 3, 2020