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Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
by the mur as himself January 13, 2009
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Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream
Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top
by jellytoes February 11, 2019
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thizzle wiggle

Dancing while you are thizzed out. On a pill.
A- Hey whats that one song by MAC DRE he said something about wiggle?

B- Aw you talking about "I do the thizzle wiggle right in ya face and tho you in the trunk with the bumb and the base"!! That one?

A-Yeah thats it "yadada mean"
by mostwuntd June 25, 2010
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cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.
-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014
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pulling a waggles

he's pulling a waggles, he never done that
by tonya minata October 23, 2007
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Wiggler

A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.
Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.
by Clarkey July 5, 2004
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Wogger

Woah thats a wogger sandwich!
by Kt-Louby March 1, 2009
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