Witmer

German for Blacksmith. Used as a in the old german 16th century era. Also used for mess up, or any words used for mess up.

"lets go buy some swords from the Witmer". "Lets Witmer the place up".
In German it is said as "Vitmiar" (Vit-my-er)

by Sparky Airheart February 21, 2009

Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

by Senor kelly April 14, 2011

withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".

Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.

by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006

witherd

When a network's networth's not wired by lemon or lime or online by being withered, it's wither-ed - a prefect excuse, um, reason, if you ask me.

I think ur sendn bt sms undeliverd,ur tryin bt netw witherd.

by Hercolena Oliver April 30, 2008

wikleropic

A HoeBag.
A Homo Frog That Has Aids.
A Tranny's best friend.
A Homo's Brother.
A Speaker Without Plugs.
A Counter Full Of Bee's

Blue Paint On A Fluffy White Dog
Also known as A Tranny

my mom took me to see this wikleropic at wal-mart

i payed this wikleropic $50 for her bag of seeds

Today is were you celebrate all of the wikleropic'd deformed baby's birthdays

by Trannyless hobos October 8, 2011