A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.
More commonly used in Scotland.
"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"
"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"
"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
by Diego Milito March 05, 2016
Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.
Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!
by Megagnome August 22, 2010
A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
by wildmurphy April 17, 2009
Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
by William E. April 08, 2006
A dude's filthy, dirty cock after having sex with a prostitute, a crack whore, meth whore, or just an all around cock hopping ho.
After a quick $10 bang with the local prostitite on the way home from work, Roger stopped at the gas station to wash the stink off his Grunge Knob before going home to get a little head from his wife.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.
by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005