Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion

willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009

willy hunger

ones obbession to suck a willy or to give a person a blow job

"oh man im dying here of willy hunger, i really need to suck a willy"

by ryan villiams May 31, 2009

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies December 29, 2015

willy pong

It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy

Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!

by Danananan jmjiui January 7, 2016

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

WillNE

The Square root of life on Earth

"Yo did you hear of that youtuber WillNE"
"The one with the square head?"
"Yeah that's the one"

by What did you say November 17, 2018