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An ass whisker is a hair you pull OUT OF YOUR ASS. Also something you may call so.eone when they are being a bitch, say "ads whisker" instead of "asshole" "butthole" "bitch" or "crap pile" or can be ass whiskers
Bob saggot: your a little coochie on a stick
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers
by MinionGorl November 03, 2019
by phev January 20, 2007
When you pull a woman's tampon out and shake your head vigorously thus creating the impression of red whiskers on your face.
by Araevin May 11, 2011
Claiming its origin from a friend of a friend's grandmother, Whisker Fish is a colloquial term for the male genitalia, specifically excluding the testis.
In her search for the elusive Whisker Fish, Allison frequented their know habitats including but not limited to, the track pant, the skivvies and the jean cut off. Upon very limited research Allison concluded that the Whisker Fish was not at all elusive as she had originally hypothesized, but was in fact quite alarmingly ubiquitous.
by Quinn M. Ross July 11, 2009
by tony b vanmeerin November 05, 2004
see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011