Tank Wheels

to wheel (seduce) someone by using extreme amounts of force. The person is normally half human, half machine.

Tank Wheels "Wow, that girl just tank wheeled him so hard"

by skynumber132 May 4, 2009

mississippi wheelchair

The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.

" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"

by rmd2312 June 8, 2016

ese wheels

A foo in a wheel chair that is G'd out

Puto 1: Aye Holmes you seen ese wheels around or nah.
Puto 2:Nah foo and I ain't tryna start anything with that foo.

by Shootergang909 June 15, 2018

Happy Wheels

Online flash game game made by Jim bonacci. He's making a sequel, but the original was made in the late 2000s. You need to make it to the finish line alive, and at any cost to your health. You can get your bike crushed, so crawl the way there.
No limbs, no problem. The captions in the image are edited in, and originally said by the video recorder.
It's available at totaljerkface.com (not a joke link for real)

Dude: let's see if I can beat the top replay on this happy wheels level.. wait no replays.

by evanultra01 February 19, 2020

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

deals on wheels

Deals that are so good, that will only come for like a moment

Yo, that racket I got was "deals on wheels".

by WWNA February 24, 2014