A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.
"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"
by markhus January 10, 2008
Get the web weasel mug.A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 30, 2011
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by kMaN December 16, 2012
Get the Flesh Weasel mug.The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016
Get the anal weasel mug.Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019
Get the garbage weasel mug.The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
by Berick johnson September 10, 2019
Get the Sleepy weasel mug.When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
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