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The "Three-Week" theory

The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.

The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.
Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.

Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.
by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021
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getting cleaned up for the weekend

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...
by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011
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House Party Weekend

An annual celebration at Bucknell University, PA. This does not even try to be anything else but a weekend of bands, booze, sex, and drugs. Almost everyone wakes up at the end with something stupid they did. Also, one of the most enjoyable weekends on campus. Main goal of everyone on campus is to get laid and stay away from Public Safety.
by Newtie April 3, 2005
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weekend

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!
by TZ January 22, 2005
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Tweak Of The Week

Originated In Dyckman By Rogeri , When Someone is Bugging out to the fullest extent. Many tweaks can be found in one week. The scale resets on Mondays.
Christian: Yo bro look at this guy 🤔
Rogeri:Tweak of the week?

Christian : Tweak season!
by Scanrog July 22, 2021
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Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.
Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.
by Justin Gerard December 16, 2008
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Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).
Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!
by notVishranthRamsway March 31, 2023
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