And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Spirit Walk

What a young woman embarks on when she breaks up with her significant other in order to "find herself." Most commonly occurs in young women ages 24-26, inclusive to most Western cultures.

me: So where's Ashley, I haven't seen her around lately?

Buddy/Ashley's ex-bf: Oh, yea...she randomly decided that she wanted to quit her job, break up with me, and wander around Europe for a few months to find herself after her 25th birthday.

me: Hooray for spirit walks.

by Middle Child September 14, 2010

scott walker

scott walker (n.) One who while in elected office commits crimes and misdemeanors then walks away scot free.

The congress is filled with a bunch of fucking scott walkers.

by jason is a social scientist July 21, 2014

Arvind Walk

A Walk which requires your shoulders to elevate up and down , while one's feet drag (Makes shoes wear out within 3 months). It is usually done with a backpack on. It is such a unique walk that if imitated it can be pointed out as an Arvind Walk immediately.

Joe: I'm really tired...
Kim: Even though your tired do you still need to Arvind Walk?
Joe: Sorry, its a habit.

by buffman69 May 19, 2010

walk'n'stalk

1) hunting: the way you approach your object of desire

2) virtual communication: to walk through someone's social networking profiles and other virtual traces while chatting with that person (similar to talk'n'stalk)

3) making out: to pretend to read text messages while going for a walk with your date, though you are actually checking out his/her digital fingerprint

1) father to son: "When we go hunting tomorrow morning, I'll teach you how to walk'n'stalk!"

2) Tim to Jon: "Last night I talked to Mary on Skype, but she never answered right away, so I think she was walk'n'stalking me..."

3) Jen to Jess: "On Sunday, I went on this date with Blake and he told me that he was single, but then I pretended to have gotten a message from you, although I actually checked his facebook profile where I found out that he'd just made out with his girlfriend last night. This walk'n'stalk kept me from going any further with that liar!"

by ricci-s May 1, 2009

Dog Walk

(verb)
When you’re beating someone’s ass and you’re dragging them as if you were walking a dog.

“Ima dog walk yo ass if you keep talkin shit!”

“He got dog walked in that fight last night.”

by babymeg April 16, 2018

bank walker

Typically a southern (US) term. When in high school, and a group of male and female friends decide to go skinny dipping at the lake, invariably the most endowed male member of the group will walk up and down the bank, whilst his donkey schlong sways to and fro, searching for the optimal spot to enter the water, thereby flaunting his manhood to both male and female members of the group.

At the lake on Saturday night, Sally cheerleader fell in love when she saw Tim, the football team’s quarter back and bank walker, swinging his man meat while looking for a place to dive in.

by SC_HICK_69 May 13, 2010