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Vagg-Wailing

Last night i went vagg-wailing and now i got stank dick.
by Hifoe May 2, 2016
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mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.
Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018
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Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
by SexyJammies January 12, 2021
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Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.
Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?
by jo pig August 7, 2021
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gods waiting room

The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

None inflammitory.
Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.
by QuickCheck April 17, 2006
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Wailing Wanks

Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.
Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.
by w@mMy s@ndw1cH?!1! May 24, 2006
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Waiting list

when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.
I would be with her, but I am currently in the waiting list
by Tousead May 7, 2016
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