Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

Vortex

Pile drive someones fucking asshole

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed

by The pile driver November 17, 2020

Maybe Vortex

Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.

“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”

by Wempls February 24, 2022

Vortexers

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.

All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.

by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018

Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018