Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
by The pile driver November 17, 2020

by Wempls February 24, 2022

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.
by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.
Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex
Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex
Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”
by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
by AlAx January 31, 2021

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin
by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018
