Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018

Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.

Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex

by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018

Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.

Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!

by smallPOPA June 6, 2019

Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.

Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex

by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018

fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

Cortex Vortex

God if I know.

Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?

Person 2: God if I know.

by HereHeisLarry July 12, 2020