you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.

"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

by hiraikills July 10, 2022

Madison Vest

Madison is the crackhead of the group and is always hyper. She loves being weird and is amazing. She loves her bffs and she will treat them well. But don’t get her triggered she will get her friend, charli and she will punch the frick out of you.

Someone: hey
Madison Vest: hEy i lIke potatos.
Someone: umm

by Cough drops October 31, 2019

cashmere vest

It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.

Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!

by Leviathan72 May 29, 2017

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019

Vest

The incorrect word for Tank Top

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.

by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025

Vestee

A low quality material used as a toiletry, rag, or wash cloth. Usually tea colored to avoid showing stains.

He uses a vestee to wipe himself while on camping trips.

The waiter used a vestee to clean up the spill.

by Norton Behr September 17, 2013

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022