old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

blue veined piccolo

A slang word for a penis

We played the blue veined piccolo last night

by italianstallion69 May 1, 2005

Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.

You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.

by ~G~ October 22, 2004

blue vein cigar

Penis, properly an erect penis

Penny is out back in the laundry with Frank, smoking a blue vein cigar.

by frostyboy March 4, 2009

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

blue vein test

Like the brown paper bag test, the blue vein test was a means of telling if one of African American decent was fair-skinned enough to interact in the upper classes of black society or pass to interact in white society. Basically, if the skin color was light enough to reveal the blue hue of the veins in the underside of the forearm, one could pass this test.

If he passes the blue vein test, he can get a job in the office.

by sonicsustain August 24, 2008

Blue Veined Hooligan

A rather large, hard aggresive penis which throbs with a relentlessly strong pulse, which is ready for eruption at any given moment.

"What is that in your pocket?"
"That, my darling, is my blue veined hooligan, and he's going mad"

by ezydriver March 8, 2008