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South Vancouver

A condescending or occasionally lighthearted nickname for Portland, Oregon, which lies to the south across the state border from Vancouver, Washington, and which together form the Portland Metro area. Typically used by Vancouverites, who can consider themselves to live in a suburb of the city. Sometimes used when referencing right-wing attitudes or activities taking place in Portland, as Vancouver is known to be significantly more conservative than Portland.
1.

Bob: "Hey, let's head down to South Vancouver and hit up some food carts."

Jim: "Sounds great! Everything in this town closes way too early."

2.

Kate: "Did you hear that a bunch of neocons were heckling the kids on the streets during Occupy?"

Jane: "Wow, it's like it's been South Vancouver around here lately."
by rosecitygirl June 6, 2013
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West Vancouver

A place where made men settle down amongst beautiful vegetation. Here they're able to follow their pursuits at their leisure. Quitness, serenity and seclusion are the prime benefits of a large, comfortable home in the British Properties. It is a place for rennaiscance men, and family men to unite. West Vancouver is about great food, wine and golfing. Many generations have lived here and prospered under the beautiful sunlight which is filtered through the trees. If one word could be used to summarize West Vancouver, it would be halcyon. It is a place where people of all diferent backgrounds can live in relative peace. West Vancouver is as much about lazy sundays spent by the fire, as it is about all night house parties. Everyone is welcome here, regardless of their living arrangements. For some it is a 5000sq foot home, while for others it is enough to live in a one-bedroom appartment or even a camper van. May god continue to bless this sanctuary from the horrors of downtown, and may many more generations of confident, self-motivated and athletic youth be raised here under their guiding taunts from their fathers. As well, may god continue to bless us with grippy tires on our comfortably sized sport ute's. And finaly, may he serve justice to those who come here without the purist of intentions.
West Vancouver is an array of foilage colors, changing with the season. From the clouds and darkness of the winter, to the bright blue sky and magnificant colors of summer, to the fading gold sunlight trickling down through the branches above in the fall.
by Daniel Ji March 29, 2007
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vancouver decaf

when one has drinking binge induced diarhea, and, during mid coutis releases his/her bowels uncontrolably. The decaf is when this person wipes on the sheets akin to a dog pooper-scooting on the carpet.
last week was rough, i finally bagged my old friend, but took a vancouver decaf. Definately an OLD friend now
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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Fort Vancouver Drama Club

Fort Vancouver High School Drama Club is a club full of kids who are gay, straight, bi-sexual, and every other thing you can imagine. Only one problem. They are all white. So there might be the occasional kid from Guam who comes in, but 99% of them are in fact white.

If you are at Fort Vancouver and don't know who they are, look for the kids who are sitting in front of room 316, the drama room, in the morning. Some will have shirts that say "Shakespeare is my Homeboy". They also may be singing or speaking in English accents.

Twice a year, Fort Drama puts on a school play. Everyone in the play is forced by our drama teacher to wear their costume and stage makeup too all their classes on openining night. This a.) advertises the play and b.) proves drama kids have no shame.
"Hey, join Fort Vancouver Drama Club. We meet every thursday after school in room 316 at 2:15! We accept EVERYBODY so you should join!"
by theatergeek317 June 30, 2009
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East Vancouver

A really big shithole in downtown vancouver
I went to east vancouver and the hookers payed me to fuck them
by Zach Cannuli July 4, 2005
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Vancouver Blowjob

When a "loose" woman (with visible sores) offers to perform oral sex on a man in exchange for cigarette money.
That bitch gave me a dirty Vancouver Blowjob for only a loonie!
by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008
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Vancouver

A large Canadian city with more crime than any other in North America per capita. They say its one of the top 3 places to live... but thats only if your rich. The home of the 2010 Olympics. Most people are lower middle class drug addicts. Cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, crack, all surprisingly popular with the entire lower mainland population. Think Washington, D.C... but in Canada. Nice govenment and media perception.
Vancouver: "I live in a nice neigborhood, and still robberies, B&E's, and auto theft happen in broad daylight".

Oh... I forgot to mention how pleased people are with our low "gun related" homicide rate. You dont need guns to kill somebody.
by HandsomeB.Wonderful May 2, 2006
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