MuzzSteve's definitions

Final Countdown

A dude straps C4 to the inside of a terminally ill woman, with the objective of seeing if she dies first from her illness or from his penis detonating the explosive.

That final countdown the other night totally blew my dick off!

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Jefferson Starship

A couple takes copious amounts of liquid LSD and the male procedes to pleasure the woman with a keytar a la a '70s supergroup.

Dude, that Jefferson Starship session totally ruined the electronics in my new key-tar.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Vancouver Blowjob

When a "loose" woman (with visible sores) offers to perform oral sex on a man in exchange for cigarette money.

That bitch gave me a dirty Vancouver Blowjob for only a loonie!

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008