by TwilightEdwardJacobLover November 11, 2008
A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.
by CU Masta August 26, 2009
A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018
A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018
Dude1: My girlfriend was on her period last week.
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
by Zodiiac March 04, 2016
Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.
They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
by Don't.cross.me January 05, 2015
-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?
-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?
-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !
by FB-GM October 23, 2010