The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.
Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!
by themayhall May 11, 2006
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In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.
something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice
in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.
something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice
in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.
by veinsofgold May 28, 2019
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A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.
Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"
Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"
Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"
by La Florecita Bonita May 13, 2006
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1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?
can't,im getting pwned by family values.
you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.
fuck you!
2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"
haha, you stupid bitch
can't,im getting pwned by family values.
you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.
fuck you!
2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"
haha, you stupid bitch
by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009
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The kind of female that you need to avoid and run away from.
The kind of female that you need to avoid and run away from.
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Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.
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