Unexpectedfully

When something unexpectedly exceeds unexpectedness.

"He unexpectedfully shat on the floor"

"She unexpectedfully whipped out a banana from her pocket!"

"WOW! UNEXPECTEDFULLY!"

by D4niel April 11, 2023

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!

by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009

unemployed

When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.

by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011

expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

Unekwuojo

this girl is such a babe, one of a kind;special in everyway.if you don't meet her your life is worth nothing!
V.fashionable,beautiful not to mention quite clever aswell.

omg your outfit is amazing!
yea,you look sooo unekwuojo!xx

by poll123 December 5, 2011