troof

an object, concept, idea, or person that reflects a certain inherent truth regarding the human condition.

often used after the article "da"

end with a capital "F" for emphasis

those tig ol bitties over there are da trooF

by mike April 25, 2005

Troof

TROOF n.: The truth with substantial proof to accompany the aforementioned truth. TROOF is portmanteau or a combination of the words truth and proof; not a mispronunciation of the word truth as alluded to by many that do not know how to truly or creatively interpret the English language. In laymens terms the truth + proof= TROOF

According to historical accounts, America was discovered by Christopher Columbus. The troof is, no place can be discovered if there were already people living there.

by The DowJonez October 22, 2011

twooo blooo

The word used by silly people on the discovery of two blue topped milk bottles during an early morning milk raid.

I got twooo blooo

by smoochbroch March 1, 2009

twofor

2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty

hey, wanna' sell me a twofor? i'll smoke you out!

by alf December 19, 2003

toofy

as annoying brother missing part of his front tooth...he tripped over a trailer hitch
belongs at bittersweet farm

i was over at jamies when toofy appeared and we shot him...with a fake gun of course ;-)

by i love the toof May 2, 2004

Twofor

A two for one deal for alcoholic beverages (Most popular in Caribbean Destinations) With purchase of first drink, one can distribute a free second drink to a companion or retain said drink for further consumption.

Mike, attempting to ease the tention in the room, offered twofors for everyone at the bar that night.

by Dr. Wyly October 30, 2009

troofer

See truther

Noun- One who rejects the accepted explanation of the events of 9/11. Truthers generally believe the U.S. government committed the acts of terrorism against itself.

Often you will find a troofer wearing tin foil on their head.

by tuf July 18, 2007