two man

A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.

Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?

by Juicy Jamaican December 5, 2015

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

Two Rocks

Small West Australian town named after.. two big rocks. It is mainly populated by crayfishermen, hippies and alcholics/drug addicts. Most families are inter-related. It is quite picturesque, however it smells like seaweed and the isolation/inbreeding makes people crazy.

" I'm going to Two Rocks to get a stick off grandma "
" Where the hell is Two Rocks?"

by T; May 18, 2008

Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

two teamer

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams

Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"

by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

two chow

A Chinese restaurant in Montreal, Canada famous among university students for it's crazy hours and two dollar chow mein.

Hours: 5:00pm-4:00am, 7 days a week

Address: 3754, boulevard St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec

"Yo, I'm sooo drunk but I'm sooo hungry."

"It's 3:00am, what are we supposed to eat?"

Together they realize and shout

"TWO CHOW!"

by Pierre Trudeau October 9, 2013