Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

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Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

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twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion

wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine

by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009

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toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011

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Twisted Tuesday

Drinking and probably getting drunk on a Tuesday, not because you plan to go out, just because...

Nick: Why are you guys drinking right now?
Jeff: It's 5:20 dawg.
Chapstick: And it's Twisted Tuesday?
Nick: I'm in!
Jeff: Grab a beer
Nick: I'm gonna make a Red Boston.
Chapstick: Make two!

by Chapenstein May 23, 2012

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