Trystin

A Trystin is a handsome, caring, muscular guy who is himself. Although he is seemingly distrusting, it just means he is not going to let anyone hurt him. He is someone to have on your side. He is lovable and hard-working, and gets along with everybody, with sweet eyes and an amazing smile.

"Look who's arm is around her! He sure looks like he can protect her."
"Seems like a Trystin if you ask me."

by Taesre20 October 17, 2011

Tristan

Tristan is very family oriented and goofy. But he also is unfaithful and doesn’t like commitment. He lacks communication skills and doesn’t know how to express his feelings very well. Tristans are generally pretty athletic. He has a hard time opening up to people. He has a tendency to lie a lot and doesn’t like admitting when he’s wrong. He may seem like a gentlemen, but he’s secretly a freak. Tristan has a somewhat dark sense of humor. He may seem dumb at first and get decent grades, but he is actually really intelligent. Tristan wants to succeed in life and have a good job, like an engineer. He may not be the most attractive, but you will fall for his charming personality. Don’t trust him too easily though, because he can be very misleading.

“I should’ve known not to trust someone named Tristan after Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe.”

by d_williams January 11, 2020

Tristan Hales

Yeah he drinks in the white horse Wincanton.

...Hmmm Space cadet, Tristan is his name.

by John Bill November 27, 2004

proto-trustafarian

4. In a larger and more general context, a Trustafarian is someone who lives off of a trust-fund or off of rental income from property that he/she inherited. In previous centuries certain rich kids received stipends or allowences from their parents to live a cultured life (usually before settling down while looking for a suitable spouse, and later getting a sinecure in the family business) without actually working for it, those could be now called proto-trustafarians. Anyone who livess off of income he/she hasn't actually earned and keeps it quiet is a Trustafarian, who may in fact be, and often is a decendant of proto-trustifarians.

John's not only a trustifarian, he comes from a long line of proto-trustifarians, in the last 100 years the family has worked for maybe a year.

by Cyrien July 8, 2005

Dirty Tristan

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.

Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?

by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022

Tristan

A nice given name that is uncommon. Can be a name for both for a male and female. The name Tristan is also European and dates back to the middle ages in Europe when kings ruled the land.

Have you read Tristan and Isolde such a sad European love story.

by bbbcccbbcEuro March 14, 2009

trustafarian

Several of these other definitions listed are correct as the word has fallen into more generalized usage, but the true origins of the word are as follows.

The word originates from "rastafarian", and denotes an extremely caucasian person, dreadlocked and trustfunded by their wealthy family; listen to reggae almost exclusively, pretend to follow the Rastafarian religion, for some reason worship the former leader of Ethiopia, Haile Sellassie I, and say things like "Roots!" and "Bup bup!" loudly across streets and alleys to the others of their species. They exist in a cloud of ganga smoke and a bleary, red eyed, dull demeanor; have little to say other than the regurgitated faux black guy verbage they spew. They affect the mannerisms, accent, and dialect of Jamaicans;wear the colors of the Rastafarian, red, gold, and green as well as hippie clothing made from kente cloth; the irony of the whole persona is beyond belief.

This odd affectation could possiby be a result of embarassment of one's true culture, which necessitated the hijacking of someone else's.

This persona could be viewed in abundance in the mountain town of Telluride, Colorado in the mid-90's, before they all cut their hair and became realtors and business owners. Their fake accents magically disappeared.

Trustafarian: Yo, man, Irie Ites! (tranlation, Hello Mister Real Live Black Man! Gosh darn, that's some good looking alkalizing organic vegan food you're about to consume!!!)

Actual Rastafarian: Fuck you rich white boy! What the fuck is wrong with you!!!???!!!

by VanadiamElerdville November 3, 2009