Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

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trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by Dan October 8, 2004

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trench crotch

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...

Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

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Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

by Trench Wench July 5, 2010

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Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...

Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.

by Jshiphone March 9, 2014

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Taunch

Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".

Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."

Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."

by SisterExport March 5, 2017

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