Trouser Vagina 

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

Trouser Vagina by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

one eyed trouser trout 

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

one eyed trouser trout by Ron August 2, 2003

one eyed trouser snake 

synonym for penis.

one eyed trouser snake by Zach G. November 8, 2003

trouser cough 

You basic act of flatulence, or farting to the layperson.

While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.

trouser cough by Spinny November 29, 2009

trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

trouser trout by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

Trouser Friendly Kiss 

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

Trouser Friendly Kiss by caramelboy June 30, 2008

Trouser sprouts 

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.

Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.

Trouser sprouts by J-Marq June 26, 2008