Trouser Browser

One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.

Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

trouser spice

The additive transferred to objects (particularly food) from a) touching your private parts or b) going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

"I wouldn't eat those free peanuts mate, I've heard they get covered in trouser spice."

by Paul Greedo Foster January 17, 2009

Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

by Arch Crippledick August 7, 2009

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

trouser dyke

when 2 butches are dating

"you know, i know that lipstick lesbians are 2 femmes dating, and 1 femme and 1 butch, theyre just lesbians dating, but what happens if a butch dates a butch? what are they?" "trouser dykes"

by Marie57Ash66 January 17, 2008

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

soggy trousers

The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.

The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.

by z STEVEN z December 22, 2016