tonsilbate

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general

I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Tonsil tennis

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''

"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"

by Jacky_d July 15, 2017

Trans Am

Pontiac Trans Am, based on the General Motors F-body. Best examples made in third generation or older. Best if used to run blocker for a semi bootlegging Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. New models often seen being driven by elitist idiots who dont deserve to wash a T/A.

"This is Sherrif Buford T. Justice. I am in hot pursuit of a black Trans Am"

"A 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Special Edition will still be a classic when your 5-series Bimmer is rusting away instead of driving away."

by Mike July 5, 2003

trans fat

Short for Trans Fatty Acid: An artery-clogging fat that is formed when vegetable oils are hardened into margarine or shortening. Many food companies use trans fat instead of oil because it reduces cost, extends storage life, and can improve flavor and texture. Food companies are also not required to list trans fat on nutrition labels (until 2006) even though trans fat is worse than saturated fat.

While some foods like bakery items and fried foods are obvious sources of trans fat, other processed foods, such as cereals and waffles, can also contain trans fat. One tip to determine the amount of trans fat in a food is to read the ingredient label and look for shortening, hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated oil. The higher up on the list these ingredients appear, the more trans fat.

by inane5 February 8, 2005

trans siberian orchestra

The coolest shit that you will ever see.

The Trans Siberian Orchestra is awesome.

by orcdork November 11, 2009

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007