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tredecillion

There is over a tredecillion atoms in the world
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Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.
by DomPrice February 26, 2012
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dumb treed

Getting so stoned that you're dumber than normal
by jacob mclovn July 3, 2017
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Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.
You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.
by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021
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The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!
by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023
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Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.
by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019
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