african toothpaste

When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth

Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while

Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.

Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!

by Katie Mesaros March 26, 2008

the devils toothpaste

When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.

Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”

by Theravenclaw November 1, 2017

Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

Old Garden Toothpaste

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

Pie flavored toothpaste

A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.

I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!

by AR15 December 14, 2008

orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.

Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

by MargaretAnn October 10, 2013

Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

by Jreefer October 4, 2008