tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 17, 2007

Tofl

(Tub Of Fat Lard)
Used in Msn Aol Yahoo etc

(MSN Convo)
Guy 1, Dud Our Teacher Such A Tofl
Guy 2, And a slut

by Htm May 22, 2008

ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled July 12, 2005

tofuffalo

bison flavoured tofu (not to be confused with bofu, or tofu flavoured bison)

That tofuffalo bannock burger was sooooo good!

by just working July 19, 2010

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

by The Opster November 23, 2011

tofwulanijnat

Tired of fucking with you lame ass niggas I just need an thug.

Like theses regular dudes who do the same thing anit work and we want somebody who gone step for us and who gone shoot for us somebody who’s reall💯 .

U can use it how ever you choose 😊.tofwulanijnat

by The real madness March 11, 2019