toepara

when someone with open toe shoes runs over their own foot with the rolling office chair, injuring their foot.

Danielle why is your toe bleeding?.......I toeparaed my foot.

by Pixel Pusher September 28, 2011

toenail licker

someone that sucks toenails for a living as their job

you're such a toenail licker mate

by essh April 7, 2017

TheFallen

TheFallen is a being of power filled with all the power within the dead. No matter how much you kill TheFallen they will come back. They are the very being of the judge and chaos.

If you try to kill TheFallen it will come back and bitch slap you

by TheFallen_US July 6, 2018

toefingersalad

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims

Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”

by Naz Naz May 1, 2019

Toenado

A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.

"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."

"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."

"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."

by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019

Toegatti

The god that Ethan worships. You must sacrifice three toes per day or else you may be next.

Yo man you forgot to worship the almighty Mr. Toegatti, watch out for your toes.

by GamingMan69 November 4, 2020