Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

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Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

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Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

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jazzy

The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.

Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick

A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"

B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"

A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"

A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*

by theanonymoussquareassociation November 11, 2023

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