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Toddler

Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.
That's my Toddler!
by thefisher77 April 17, 2009
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Tiddles

Tiddles is the name of a dog that lives in Rhode Island. People usually laugh at her name, but soon come to adore it.
Stranger: "What a cute dog, what's her name?"

Owner: "Her name is Tiddles"

Stranger: "Ha, no really, what's her name?"

Owner: "It's Tiddles."

Stranger: "?!?!"
by Dakota Oliort August 16, 2010
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twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.
Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.
by Benjamino December 22, 2003
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Mexi-toddlers

two or more toddlers of Mexican heritage who exhibit inappropriate social behaviors which are ignored or tolerated by their parents (or the adults who are responsible for them);
Following her back surgery, Mary began grocery shopping in a more affluent part of town, in order to lower her chances of tripping over a gaggle of Mexi-toddlers running around, since it was in fact Mexi-toddlers that had caused her to trip, fall, and injure her back at her previous grocery store.
by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010
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tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.
I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall
by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009
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toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour
I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast
by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016
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toddlerish

where someone acts like a toddler
wow matthew was so toddlerish on skype
by Daddy Derek Savage July 22, 2016
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