Tiddley At the Milk Bar

To be drunk

Jimmy: I’m drunk
Peter: you’re not drunk: tha is Tiddley at the Milk Bar
Jimmy: tha’s right - I’m so tiddley that I could eat a donner kebab, and I’m vegetarian pal!

by FROM LEEDS April 25, 2023

Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

by JD Ellis February 25, 2008

twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

Tidder Bit

Small, something minute in size, scale, or quanity. Synonyms: Tiny,

I was only a "Tidder Bit" late for work today.

by BennyDMoney December 20, 2009

Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)

guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..

by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010

tidderfoogin

A tidderfoogin is highly regarded caste system, with the foog master general being of the highest honor and the foogyfooger being the lowest of the low. This system was built to combat issues involving wealth distribution and famine the mid 15 century.

- Damn that tidderfoogin system is definitely a system where I feel equal, valued, and heard in such a complex and diverse community.

by foog master general March 14, 2018

Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020