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The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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Tromboner

1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!

Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!
by definerofthewords January 26, 2011
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rusty trombone

when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time
waaa waaaa waaaaaaa
by comal6669 October 19, 2003
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Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
by RobbieJor March 23, 2005
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Trombone

The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:

1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.

3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.

4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?”
Boy: “A trombone, of course.”
by KeepRxnning June 25, 2017
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Tromboned

This word is used when you fuck up so bad that you either:
1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions

2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell
3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.
Example 1:
Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000*
Mom: Goodnight dickhead
Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned
Example 2:
Me: *leave's location on*
Dad: Where are you
Me: Home
Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa
Me: oh shit
by reknaW ma I May 28, 2018
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soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!
by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008
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