massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

throb nobbin

an act of kissing someones ass. (preferably woman to male)

Bruh this bitch need to stop throb nobbin i told her she can't have the D

by mr tom October 9, 2014

throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

Throbbing hampster

When your cock gets stuck a Jewish Asshole

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster

by Moist robert December 5, 2016

Throbbing Richard

When your throat hurts after eating and sucking on too many mints.

John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.

by Bunani Muncha January 19, 2017

throb n' sob

(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.

I overheard Diego having the wildest throb n' sob last night after his vasectomy

by schlongslapper99 November 17, 2015